playnicelychildrenI see our move to a new home hasn't changed any of you one bit. And you three newcomers are just as bad, especially the young man who believes in following canon only! You're all just as naughty and mean as you ever were, and this needs to stop!
Criticizing and complaining and being so stubborn only leads to hurt feelings and fighting when all of us should be very good friends. Young man obsessed with canon, you must change the way you think if you want to make friends and be happy. Mr. Fire dragon, you must learn to accept humans the way they are. Missy, you're still as cruel as ever and it sounds like you need a time-out! Cassie, you need to stop complaining about everything! And Rod, you must stop being disgusting and learn to communicate with people in a civilized manner.
Now, as for the poor suffering little ones being picked on? Molly, when the boys tease you, you must stand up to them proudly, then walk away with your head held high the way a lady does. Sue, hissing and spitting like Mittens is not the way for a human to behave. And Mittens, you need to stop being naughty and shedding all over everything!
If we want the internet to be a happier place, we must only ever have good feelings and be nice to each other from here on out!